It's no secret that Freitas creates work that is meant to impact. The biggest impact her work can make is in a collectors home and she firmly believes that EVERYONE should be able to enjoy and collect original art.To make collecting easier than ever we now have several payment plan options available at the last step of checkout. PAYMENT PLAN OPTIONS ( You can learn more about each one at checkout )Afterpay - allows for 4 interest free payments over 6 weeks. Available on orders $2,000 & underPAYPAL CREDIT - Select PayPal at checkout. Once selected you will be able to choose PAYPAL CREDIT which allows for 6 interest free payments over 6 months.AFFIRM - Affirm allows for flexible payments up to 36 months on orders $20,000 & under

This is so exciting! Your very own original Heather Freitas painting that you were able to get your hands on before anyone else! We know you're super excited to display your masterpiece and with our complimentary FREE shipping service it will be on its way to you shortly.All our paintings ship in 3-5 business days. Once shipped you will receive tracking via email. For U.S clients your prized piece usually arrives in 3-5 business days once shipped. Intentional clients your cherished collectable usually arrives in 7-14 business days.

📦 How much is shipping?

🇺🇸 Shipping is FREE on all orders no matter the total to all United States residents.🌎 International shipping is a flat rate of $9.99 no matter the the total.

Quote, commentary & humor Paintings

Laughter is the best medicine, words can hold power and commentary fuels our souls. Collect these works to bring humor, inspiration & an added pop of your personality to your home.

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Evolve ( Original Painting )

$400.00

Plenty Of Fish In The Sea - Catfish Edition - Heather Freitas

Plenty Of Fish In The Sea - Catfish Edition ( Original Painting )

$400.00

It’s 10 O’clock Somewhere, Early Bird Special - Heather Freitas

It’s 10 O’clock Somewhere, Early Bird Special ( Original Painting )

$1,100.00

Morning Coffee ( Original Painting )

$1,100.00

Be Yourself, Love Yourself - Heather Freitas

Be Yourself, Love Yourself ( Original Painting )

$1,100.00

Pug Have A Nice Poop ( Original Painting )

$510.00

Poodle Have A Nice Poop - Heather Freitas

Poodle Have A Nice Poop ( Original Painting )

$510.00

German Shepard Have A Nice Poop - Heather Freitas

German Shepard Have A Nice Poop ( Original Painting )

$510.00

German Shorthaired Pointer Have A Nice Poop - Heather Freitas

German Shorthaired Pointer Have A Nice Poop ( Original Painting )

$480.00

Saint Bernard Have A Nice Poop - Heather Freitas

Saint Bernard Have A Nice Poop ( Original Painting )

$480.00

Parody Of The 20’s - Mona - Heather Freitas

Parody Of The 20’s Mona ( Original Painting )

$510.00

Parody Of The 10’s - Mona - Heather Freitas

Parody Of The 10’s Mona ( Original Painting )

$510.00

Assets ( Original Painting )

$720.00

#Adulting ( Original Painting )

$700.00

Mom, I Am A Rich Man ( Original Painting )

$1,200.00

Drama Queen ( Original Painting )

$400.00

Be A Badass - Elephant Animal Butt Edition - Heather Freitas

Be A Badass Elephant Animal Butt Edition ( Original Painting )

$800.00

Be A Badass - Dusk Edition - Heather Freitas

Be A Badass Dusk Edition ( Original Painting )

$800.00

Please Don’t Make Me Adult Today - Heather Freitas

Please Don’t Make Me Adult Today ( Original Painting )

$720.00

My Wallet Is Applauding - Heather Freitas

My Wallet Is Applauding ( Original Painting )

$720.00

Higher Than A Kite ( Original Painting )

$720.00

Midlife Crisis Starter Pack - Heather Freitas

Midlife Crisis Starter Pack ( Original Painting )

$2,880.00

I’m Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry - Heather Freitas

I’m Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry ( Original Painting )

$720.00

Coping Mechanisms - Act 2 - Heather Freitas

Coping Mechanisms Act 2 ( Original Painting )

$1,100.00

Coping Mechanisms - Act 1 - Heather Freitas

Coping Mechanisms Act 1 ( Original Painting )

$1,100.00

HOW IT ALL STARTED

ABOUT OUR PAINTINGS

Our signature style all started with our paintings. Our original classics. Defined by many as the style of " Freism " our original paintings are brought to life through countless layers & levels and media & mediums that are blended and merged through varying opacities throughout the overall piece. These varying levels dance throughout a blend of impressionism, fauvism, byzantine and pop and are topped off with a sprinkle of pointillism.

Rare and one of a kind covet worthy pieces deserve posh presentation. All of our pieces come with a certificate of authenticity to proclaim without a doubt the originality of the work for generations to come.

It's no secret that Freitas creates work that is meant to impact. The biggest impact her work can make is in a collectors home and she firmly believes that EVERYONE should be able to enjoy and collect original art.

To make collecting easier than ever we now have several payment plan options available at the last step of checkout.

PAYMENT PLAN OPTIONS ( You can learn more about each one at checkout )

Afterpay - allows for 4 interest free payments over 6 weeks. Available on orders $2,000 & under

PAYPAL CREDIT - Select PayPal at checkout. Once selected you will be able to choose PAYPAL CREDIT which allows for 6 interest free payments over 6 months.

AFFIRM - Affirm allows for flexible payments up to 36 months on orders $20,000 & under

Photos just do not do these works justice and more often than not all the chatter is about how much more exquisite these works are in person.

If for some reason however you do not gasp with adoration when you first set your eyes upon your piece..... you need something bigger... something smaller.....whatever the reason we offer free of charge 14 day returns.

LEARN MORE ABOUT OUR RETURN POLICY

This is so exciting! Your very own original Heather Freitas painting that you were able to get your hands on before anyone else! We know you're super excited to display your masterpiece and with our complimentary FREE shipping service it will be on its way to you shortly.

All our paintings ship in 3-5 business days. Once shipped you will receive tracking via email.

For U.S clients your prized piece usually arrives in 3-5 business days once shipped.

Intentional clients your cherished collectable usually arrives in 7-14 business days.

🇺🇸 Shipping is FREE on all orders no matter the total to all United States residents.

🌎 International shipping is a flat rate of $9.99 no matter the the total.